Kristoffer 

Lucifer’s cousin, not as evil as Lucifer. doesn’t hurt you or posses you if he knows you. enjoys talking using dowsing rods. lives at somebody’s house currently. has many friends that live with him. he can’t move big things, he’s not strong enough. has a human best friend and other human friends. Goes with you to places if you ask him to. Kristoffer is my best friend lol. but don’t provoke him or his friends, human or spirit.

Me: are we besties?
Kristoffer: yes(moves dowsing rods to yes)

Kristoffer by Besties With A Ghost May 14, 2022

Kristoffer 

Lucifer’s cousin, not as evil as Lucifer. doesn’t hurt you or posses you if he knows you. enjoys talking using dowsing rods. lives at somebody’s house currently. has many friends that live with him. he can’t move big things, he’s not strong enough. has a human best friend and other human friends. Goes with you to places if you ask him to. Kristoffer is my best friend lol. but don’t provoke him or his friends, human or spirit.

Me: Are we best friends?
Kristoffer: Yes(moves the dowsing rods to yes)

Kristoffer by Besties With A Ghost May 14, 2022

Kristoffer Lindmark 

A multi-sexual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of Sweden.

If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.

Kristoffer Lindmark

Kristoffer Lindmark by ByggBoB November 27, 2012

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

Kristoffer Handeland by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022

KRISTOFFER VYZANTIOS 

Giant Mandingo

OH WOW YOU HAVE A KRISTOFFER VYZANTIOS!

KRISTOFFER VYZANTIOS by RALPH LAURENSE March 7, 2022

Kristoffer Post Byriel 

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

Kristoffer Post Byriel by SpaceHamster January 5, 2012

Kristoffer Leirdal 

A guy thats very hot and sexy. Has a long dick and is 100% sigma. Kristoffer Leirdal is so sexy even Barack Obama made love with him. He's also black.

Omg I love Kristoffer Leirdal He's my everything.

Kristoffer Leirdal by KiwiTheKiwi September 12, 2022