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Kristaps

The name of a strong and handsome man. Kristaps knows what he wants and knows how to get it. He's a bit sensitive, so be careful what you say.
Hey, how's that guy called?
-Oh, that's Kristaps.
-Mhhmm It all makes sense now!
by el12foryou44 December 17, 2019
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Kristaps

Male name used in Eastern Europe, more specifically the small island nation of Latvia. Has historically been linked with zionism and obesity, these etymological links have been affirmed by several notable scholars of the Latvian language, such as Prof. Banis Jorbals and Dr. Hab. Peinholds Rirags. Used in every day use expressions such as "Kristaps resns" and "Kristaps žīds". May occasionally be substituted by the Old Prussian form "Kristpaps", however, the name (and most Kristaps) historically originate from the Western region of Kurzeme (or Courland).

Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.
Cease being such a Kristaps and lend me a fiver!
by Beinrich Bimmler July 5, 2010
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kristapor

He’s a Kristapor
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Kristupas

Kristupas Is a Lithuanian Rizz Master , From The Depths Of Rizzology he became a master , the most sexiest guy and has a gargantuan cok
Kristupas is the reason rizz is made
by Memes4kris December 16, 2022
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Kristus

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).
Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!
by Tom December 12, 2003
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Kristas

an extremely beautiful, dark haired female. Often blue-eyed, but sometimes has hazel eyes. Either way, her eyes are always shining.

She is often confused with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.

A Kristas is multi talented. She can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.

While her singing voice is "unique", she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.

A Kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.
Buffy pomeranian cat quirky mom Kristas
by MommyKristine February 4, 2010
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las kristatas

spanish term for Alejandro's pretty balls
Alejandro played with las kristatas and Willy before going to bed.
by Jack Barakat October 21, 2008
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