An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
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When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.
A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.
The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.
You assume you must be asleep in his presence because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.
When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.
A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.
The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.
You assume you must be asleep in his presence because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.
Damn, that man is a katon...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs.
Nah, he wont fall for a bad pick up line he is a katon. It will take at least 2 or 3.
Nah, he wont fall for a bad pick up line he is a katon. It will take at least 2 or 3.
by Pumpkin$pice August 17, 2020
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