kooch

A game involving a koosh ball. The players stand in a circle and throw a ball at each other trying to make others miss. If one drops the ball, they are out. Ends in a showdown between two players with throws resembling baseball pitches. Best if played outside, optimal for camping trips because all that is needed is a koosh ball. The name stems from koosh (the ball). Developed into kooch as the inventors were a group of men out of contact with women for two weeks.

Guy1: Let's go play some kooch.
Guy2: Alright. I'll beat you in the showdown.

by Caribou December 28, 2005

Kooch Loogy

The white left over in a woman's panties at the end of the day from her "natural" vaginal juices.

I thought those panties were clean until I noticed the kooch loogy.

by anteatersrawk October 11, 2009

Kooch Machine

A machine that is shaped like a vagina/pussy that you can insert your penis in.

Male 1: Hey bro did you get the kooch machine?
Male 2: Yea bruh got me real hard

by Grundle Gargle June 7, 2016

Kooch Bag

1. Slang term for a douche bag
2. A person who is a jerk

1. "She bought some kooch bags because they were on sale."
2. "Megan is acting like a major kooch bag because it's her time of the month."

by S. Krupa October 22, 2007

Kooch Ass

a person that is not willing to take risks, usually a female

Yo bitch! Quit bein' such a little Kooch Ass!

by Bullrog & Gambit August 10, 2010

kooch plug

1) a tampon

2) a cork like object, inserted into your partner's vagina, so she will knock it off with the hornyness, leaving your dick to recharge.

"Are you kiddin' me! It's half time...don't make me get those Kooch plugs!"

or

"After the 10th time, I whipped out the kooch plug to keep her quiet."

further;

"There's no vagina too big that a kooch plug can't handle."

by pornosapian February 10, 2010

kooch smoocher

Slang term for ‘lesbian’. Or really anybody who likes kooch.

Dude: “I’m gonna try and pick her up tonight”
Mate: “No chance- she’s a kooch smoocher”

by Smartmouth78 July 16, 2019