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Kobayashi

Small forest.
Or top of their field. And 9th top Japanese surname
Tiger woods is the kobayashi of golf
by River sands November 17, 2018
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Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation or scenario, in which every action is effectively countered by a force either seen or unseen.
We can stay in this burning plane or jump, but we don't have any parachutes. What a Kobayashi Maru.
by Ko - be - ashi Ma - ru April 14, 2003
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kobayashi

(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and down one's throat subsequently; an oral gangbang.
"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."

"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire UGA football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."
by Richard Dastardly December 9, 2008
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Kobayashi

To consume large amounts of food in a short period of time.
(Koboyashi is the last name of world-famous eating champion)
Damn dude, you sure went kobayashi on that pizza!
by EriCore September 7, 2005
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miss kobayashis dragon maid

"do you have any gay show recommendations?"
"miss kobayashis dragon maid"
"thanks bro"
by hutaos October 3, 2021
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Like Kobayashi!

v.)
1) To eat massive amounts of wieners or attempt to accomplish some daunting task very quickly. Too big a task can result in a Kobayashi Reversal.

2) To be a sore loser when you couldn't participate in something and proceed to throw a fit by protesting in a un-sportsmanlike manner. Usually results in getting arrested.
Frank: You see Jack take on that pile of hot dogs at the barbeque on Friday?

Tony: Yeah! He was like Kobayashi! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!
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Peter: I guess some kids are pissed about getting cut from the baseball team because they couldn't meet Coach's expectations.

Andy: They staged a protest in front of the school and got pinched for disturbing the peace. Like Kobayashi!
by Clickclack43 July 8, 2010
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Takeru Kobayashi

1) To Kobayashi

2) To eat a grotesque amount

ESP. of hotdogs
ESP. at Nathan's Annual Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest

3) The ability to eat horrific amount and remain thin.

See also Kobayashi
I can't help my weight. You Kobayashi's just don't understand.
by Mr. Antosh March 8, 2005
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