Compression Shorts

Ultimate boner control while making out with a girl

Thank god for my compression shorts last night. It held my boner down so it wasn't poking Kirsten in the leg.

by Tallahassee31 September 23, 2012

Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.

Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!

by Roachey15 August 1, 2009

KOMPRESSOR

The term Mercedes Benz uses for their supercharged models.

The SL55AMG comes has badges that say "V8 Kompressor", meaning it has a supercharged V8.

by Jack February 26, 2005

KOMPRESSOR

A german Industrial artist who moved from Bremen, Germany to Ohio, USA. Easy to pass off at first as a passing joke, but his music is actually quite good, nonsensical lyrics aside.

KOMPRESSOR, his song titles, and lyrics, must always be written in all caps. For more information and MP3s, go to www.kompressormusic.com

KOMPRESSOR is coming to crush me with mighty synthesizer attack!

by Teucer June 30, 2003

KOMPRESSOR

A) German Industrial artist coming to crush you!
B) The designation German car makers use to refer to turbocharged models.

A) WALKING DOWNTOWN
WIND BLOWING GUST
MOLOTOV COCKTAIL
REFUSE TO COMBUST
PREVENTING THE OUTCOME
KOMPRESSOR THINK JUST
KOMPRESSOR CRUSHING THE CITY TO DUST!!

B) "Whoa, a Mercedes kompressor."

by Kuuran February 1, 2004

Kompressor

'supercharger' in German. Mercedes-Benzs with superchargers have badges that say kompressor. It is NOT a model of car.

Guy: Dude look at that Mercedes Kompressor!

Joe: You F***ing retard, it's an SL55.

by I own an SL55 August 26, 2006

drop-top kompressor

A Kompressor is a type of car by Mercedes-Benz. There is a convertible version which was called a "drop-top Kompressor" in the song Favourite Things by Big Brovaz.

Buy me Gucci dresses and drop-top Kompressors.

by Beetle86 May 31, 2012