kombucha

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.

Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.

by Tristan September 10, 2003

kombucha girl

a girl usually found wearing carhartt overalls (in a fashionable way) with a patagonia coat and blundstones, sometimes wearing a bandana. found walking through fields admiring sunrises or doing yoga in a studio. likes drinking kombucha and guayaki yerba mates.

"look at nia. her blundstones are dirty and she doesn't even care. oh my god she even has her yoga mat with her. she's such a kombucha girl."

by thecoolcow January 9, 2020

Kombucha Lair

The infamous lair of The Kombucha King Himself, GT Dave. It's an empty hellhole for robot lizards like GT.

Wow, that guys house looks like a kombucha lair!

by Featuring Young Ceo October 13, 2019

Kombucha king

He seems like the coldest motherfucker on the planet but he’s actually pretty cool. He lives in the kombucha lair. And has only kombucha in his fridge

He is the kombucha king, he invented kombucha, it’s gt Dave

by Can’tComeUpWithAnOriginalJoke December 14, 2020

Kombucha girl

being Indecisive about weather you like something or not

i really like this show!

actually i don’t.
maybe i do?
yeah i do.

actually no i don’t

omg i sound like the kombucha girl

by Danika is awesome October 16, 2019

the kombucha mushroom people

The first lyric to the song ''Sugar'' by System of a Down. Its one of their best songs.

The kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day! Who can believe you? Who can believe you? Let your mother pray! SUGAR!!!!!!

by bitch basket fagola January 23, 2010

Kombucha

(Offensive) Slang term for someone who is stupid or pretentious. The slang term originated on Twitter in 2019.

You are Kombucha.

by homedepotbutnotrly June 1, 2021