kojak

To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do.

The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.

I went shopping last night and was expecting a lot of trouble parking, but I found a space right in front of the shop. I kojaked!

by Tony and Cherie Blair July 20, 2006

kojak

A bald-headed man, who is usually white. Otherwise you might refer to him as "black kojak" or "brown kojak"

Don't mess with Kojak girl. He's having a bad hair day.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

kojak

Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.

I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

kojak

a guy who is called the captain of jacking off

a guy who jerks off so much he knows the different ways
damn that guys is soo kojak
kojak tell me your ways'
king of sex
has a girl do it for him

by lalanie November 21, 2006

kojak with a kodak

a police officer in a patrol car with a radar gun.

trucker CB lingo.

Breaker breaker, we got a kojak with a kodak out here at mile marker 171.

10-4, good buddy.

by elemental July 8, 2005

kojak spot

A choice parking location. So named because Telly Savalas's character Kojak always found great parking spots, even in crowded urban locations.

I scored the Kojak spot out front!

by Jimbonator December 4, 2004

Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004