Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006

Kojak

To find an empty parking space directly in front of the building you are visiting, regardless of the time of day, or busy urban location. From the televison series "Kojak". The title character would race off to locations in Manhattan and always park right in front of the building.

Sasha totally kojaked it, finding a spot right out front.

by Mark Malloy September 12, 2006

Burpin' Kojak

To Masturbate.

Sorry I took so long in the shower, I was burpin' Kojak.

by John Detlor March 13, 2009

kojang

a group of malay boys that have a long penis
kojang

Nikal and Manul have a quite kojang
They play with it everynight at mustaiddin.

by amkur November 17, 2019

Kojack Moment

A moment when one is craving to smoke a cigarette.
Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.

person 1: Ey mayne im bored and stressed.
Person 2: Nigga its a kojack moment!

by Saeid March 29, 2008

kojaks rollneck

As in the penis and forskin
resembling Kojak (Telly Savalas) in a roll neck sweater

Kojaks roll neck is a little sore after last night with the wife

by eggydip June 11, 2004