grassy knoll

The greatest knoll you'll ever know.

"What a nice grassy knoll you have here, Governor Connally."

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Dj Knolles

A snitch local to Towanda Pennsylvania who has set up around 30 people with the cops because he is “afraid to go to county” his mom is also a snitch

Wow dj knolles is a bitch did you hear he set all those people up

by Dj kool January 3, 2023

Knoll

Someone who gets “no wool” (pussy) Originating in the 70’s, when a large majority of women had a bush, pussy was referred to as wool, therefore someone who gets “no wool” was shortened to “knoll”

What’s up knoll

by Sharkhawk February 3, 2019

The Knoll

Defined by others as a 'Counterculture', this area of Morro Bay High School is tucked between the 500 and 400 hallways. Across from The Knoll is the P.E. area, and some noobs. It is a place where unwanted freshman with no friends are not allowed, along with screaming, whiny people like those that reside in the Knoll's enemy, Sparta. To sit at the Knoll, you can not just hobble on in. You must be invited by current or retired members. Retired members are those that have graduated. Knollians or Knollites are what members are called. The Knoll is home to many odd creatures. See Nancypants.

People of the Knoll:

- Play Dungeons and Dragons
- Play or Hate World of Warcraft
- Play Magic
- Play or ignore the Game
- Speak fluent 1337
- Program and/or build computers
- Pwn.

Freshman: Dude, I want to sit at the Knoll!
Fellow Freshman: Seriously.. I'd like to eat Burger King everyday while having a Nancypants sit on me.

The Yearbook: The Knoll is a counterculture...
The People of the Knoll: Sweet.

Kat: WHY ARE YOU GUYS AT THE KNOLL.
Fleeing Spartians: Because you won't come here, so we're safe. Also, we like this place better. We have better friends here.
Sam: I take Kat's side on this.
The Knoll: Sure thing, Tacomeat.

by The Knoll October 18, 2008

knoll

The process of arranging like objects in parallel or 90 degree angles as a method of organization.

Yeah that table is pretty well knolled

by tedted July 7, 2011

white knoll

The school of schools. Full of every clique you could imagine. The preps, jocks, loser, stoners, poppers, gang bangers, sluts, whores, douchebags. All that good jazz. With fairly decent athletics and 'smart ones'. Full of life. Frequently on the news if not for the 'cafeteria cutting' or for the drama teacher demonstrating how gorrillas fuck, but also sometimes for those losers who actually do something good. But no one ever talks about that much. With a quite large pregnancy and drop out rate white knoll also has quite a drug bust going on daily. But, for those who attend its our white knoll and we love it til the end. However, its not like we go around campaigning that we go there. Cause its not much to be proud of. SO uh, Go T-Wolves?

"Dude. what the HELL is their issue?"
"They go to white knoll. "

"oh. i see."

by blahblahblahnahnah May 23, 2010

knellerhead

Usually assumes the form of an insecure wannabe badass with a chip on the shoulder the size of a buick, and an IQ number less than their shoe size. Your average knellerhead can usually be found trolling internet bodybuilding forums under multiple psuedonyms... but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

The knellerheads are at it again - when will they learn that we can see their IP addresses, they're not in China, and they've got five screen names?

by Hans Albrecht Bethe February 27, 2005