by That Fool420 February 10, 2011
A unit of measurement for any object that defines how many times it would take to kill someone if you hit them round the head with it.
The lower the knock value, the harder the object is (generally).
The lower the knock value, the harder the object is (generally).
Dan: "Hey, this is a good baguette; a nice 150 knocks."
Amy: "This bread is stale, it's lost about 30 knocks."
Amy: "This bread is stale, it's lost about 30 knocks."
by Reenix October 24, 2009
Carl: "Want to hear a joke?"
Bill: "Sure."
Carl: "knock knock."
Bill: "Who's there?"
Carl: "Go fuck yourself."
Bill: "Sure."
Carl: "knock knock."
Bill: "Who's there?"
Carl: "Go fuck yourself."
by Holloway11b June 27, 2010
Popular children's game derived from William Shakespear's "Macbeth" - Act 2, Scene 3, line 7, "Knock, knock! Who's there, in th'other devil's name?.."
by MadScientist February 25, 2005
A fun game in which the participant stands outside a closed door where someone is sleeping. The player pulls out his penis and begins to masturbate. He must stand close enough to the door so his hand knocks on the door as he masturbates. The aim of this fun game is to get off before the sleeping occupants wake up and come to see what all the noise is. While the player technically loses if the occupant comes out of the room too early, the player may be able to get sex out of the occupant should it be an attractive female.
Guy 1: Dude I'm bored. What can we do?
Guy 2: Well we could always play knock knock.
Guy 1: Alright but this time I'm not going to my mom's door.
Guy 2: Fair enough.
Guy 2: Well we could always play knock knock.
Guy 1: Alright but this time I'm not going to my mom's door.
Guy 2: Fair enough.
by oh tee gee May 15, 2008
slang for Jehova's Witnesses. Due to the fact that they come knocking on your door almost every damn saturday morning when ur trying to watch cartoons or eat breakfast. They feel compelled to interrupt your important free weekend morning by telling you about how god loves you and such.
I was beating off to some ill ass porn, then the knock-knocks came callin and I had to put the beef away. I got pissed, drew a pentagram on my forehead and answered with a massive boner, informing them that I had found solice in satan and blasphemy. I asked them if I could get back to having sex with this downs syndrome girl I had picked up at the bus stop. They haven't been back since.
by Destructive Criticism April 28, 2005
"Knock. Knock." Is a term used primarily by hackers and they send them to their victims who they are about to swat usualy on Twitter or private message.
Knock. Knock.
by Sock pen October 01, 2016