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silent knobhead

Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
by Angel_k April 11, 2013
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knobhead

This word can be used in all circumstances and with anyone, especially students who like to expand their knowledge of English...
Kinky Bob is a knobhead!!!Who is unable to take the piss out of someone!!
by Tracey the lap dancer October 23, 2004
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Knobhead

See that guy who sits in his armchair watching Manchester United, he's a right knobhead
by Lollylol January 14, 2016
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Knobhead Trick

A trick to decieve your friends to get something that you want, though you may or may not deserve it. Or slyly doing something out of the view of your friends to get away with having to do more work.

Given the name from Peter Kay's "Uncle Knobhead"

similar to being two faced
1) Going to a party and laying ur coat on a bed to signify thats where ur staying.

2) Nagging someones head to make them tell you if they like you or not, and when they finally answer you, you shag their friends.

3) Telling your friend your going to the shop to get something, whilst really your goin meeting his/her ex-boy/girlfriend

4) Makin a brew at your mates house n not makin them one.
by MGMaster5000 May 24, 2004
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Knobhead

Knobhead, aka a "Kevin", often found in meanial roles, always a Jobsworth and pain in the arse.
That storeman is a complete knobhead, he will never give us what we need.
Traffic wardens are all Kevins they won't give you time to take a piss without issuing a ticket, the Knobheads.
by Tractorpuller September 6, 2012
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knobend

insult referring to someone being the end of a knob.
you knobend!

mary is such a knobend!
by dazzerw April 16, 2008
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knobladite

Knob-la-dite when someone is acting silly or being annoying hence the word within this word 'knob'
John is being abit of a cunt today, what a knobladite
by SpadoodleCockNoodle April 1, 2018
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