KLM

KLM means Kill Long Men.

Billy : "Oh look its Noor"
Billy's friend : *stabs Noor
Billy : why did you do that
Billy's friend : we KLM

by Fraudefinitions May 19, 2022

KLM

KLM means Kill Long Men

Billy : "look it's Noor"
Billy's friend : *stabs Noor
Billy : " what the fuck, why did you do that"
Billy's friend : "We KLM"
Billy : "what the fuck is that?"
Billy's friend : " Kill Long Men"
Billy : "But I'm long aswe-"
Billy's Enemy : *stabs Billy

by Fraudefinitions May 19, 2022

KLM

1. Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij N.V. (Royal Dutch Airlines), the flag carrier airline for the netherlands
2. the release of malodorous flatulence inside the passenger cabin of an airplane. The confined space, pressurized cabin, and necessity of remaining seated with ones seatbelt fastened forces victims of the KLM to be subjected to stanky ass stank without any means of retreat. Analogous to the dutch oven, but specifically tailored to the airborne environment.

When I sat next to my wife on our family trip, i blasted a KLM she had to suffer through my fart gas and remain seated until the captain turned off the fasten seatbelt sign.

by vampirekilla February 24, 2015

klm

Short for "calm".

Person A: I'm gonna cut yard.
Person B: klm.

by otock April 2, 2023

KLM

The worlds oldest airline, whose initials I can’t pronounce

KLM have been around for 105 years now and still haven’t inducted an A380 or A350 into their fleet.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 28, 2025