A pothead who has an uncontrollable and often unconscious desire to remove the lighters from unsuspecting fellow smokers.
by Johnny Leatherlungs March 1, 2009
Get the kleptoflameiac mug.An entrepreneur who creates a company based on a flawed business model or fraudulent technology solely for the purpose of enriching themselves via salary, rent paid to self, travel, etc. Usually exhibits pathological narcissism, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, inability to experience empathy, inability to tell the truth.
That guy who just presented his idiotic solar cryptocurrency business plan has to be a kleptopreneur because there is no other way to explain his business model.
by Geonotsostellar January 13, 2019
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by Raj-Verma October 22, 2019
Get the Kleptomania mug.Someone who, when they find an offense that isn't nailed down, will take it, even if they have no connection at all to the person or group that would supposedly be offended by the "offense" in question. This malady is often found in those practicing political correctness, though not exclusive to them.
"What's he complaining about? He's not even affected, it has nothing to do with him whatsoever."
"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."
"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."
by nohbody January 1, 2009
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by 20Breezy09 May 8, 2009
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Get the narcoleptic kleptomaniac mug.When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
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