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kleptoflameiac

A pothead who has an uncontrollable and often unconscious desire to remove the lighters from unsuspecting fellow smokers.
"Give me back my spark you kleptoflameiac!"
by Johnny Leatherlungs March 1, 2009
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Kleptopreneur

An entrepreneur who creates a company based on a flawed business model or fraudulent technology solely for the purpose of enriching themselves via salary, rent paid to self, travel, etc. Usually exhibits pathological narcissism, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, inability to experience empathy, inability to tell the truth.
That guy who just presented his idiotic solar cryptocurrency business plan has to be a kleptopreneur because there is no other way to explain his business model.
by Geonotsostellar January 13, 2019
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Kleptomania

An obsession, persistent desire or madness for stealing.
Kleptomania leads a society to the threshold of devastation.
by Raj-Verma October 22, 2019
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offense kleptomaniac

Someone who, when they find an offense that isn't nailed down, will take it, even if they have no connection at all to the person or group that would supposedly be offended by the "offense" in question. This malady is often found in those practicing political correctness, though not exclusive to them.
"What's he complaining about? He's not even affected, it has nothing to do with him whatsoever."

"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."
by nohbody January 1, 2009
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kleptomaniac

a muthafucka that just can't seem to keep their hands of of other people's shyt. For example, a person who goes into Wal*Mart and just has the urgency to open a pack of permanent markers just to steal the red and green ones, or the crazy ass classmate that walks by and blatantly takes your brand spankin' new lead pencil off of your desk.
This kleptomaniac bastard just walked by and took my damn napkin...
by 20Breezy09 May 8, 2009
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narcoleptic kleptomaniac

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.
narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."
by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010
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Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.
When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
by Randy Farris April 26, 2011
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