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Keebler Elvis

A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.
Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.
by krustaykristay June 29, 2011
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Doobie Keebler

An interrogation technique that consists of asking innane irrelevent questions, and then suddenly, ham-handedly asking directly if the person is guilty of whatever you are investigating and hoping they will slip up and just confess. The term refers to the News Radio episode "Jail (part 1 of 3)" where Matthew is interviewing Jimmy James and trying to determine if he is D.B. Cooper.
Of course Monica denied she's screwing your brother. You've got to be subtle when you lay the trap, you can't just Doobie Keebler her with the question.
by PaulG September 11, 2008
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Keebler Fudged

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.
That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
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crusty keebler

dried up jizz left all over pants after beating off
cory has crusty keebler all over his shirt
by brent little December 3, 2006
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Jayden Keeble

A sussy Baka, idiot, wears glasses all the time and won't stop being mean to others, they play human fall flat and Fortnite all the time
Stop being such a " Jayden Keeble " gamer.
by name buster June 1, 2021
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Keeble Alert

The Keeble Alert describes when an individual strikes a pose to attract the opposite sex or to impress the same sex. It may sometimes involve the raising of an eyebrow or hand to face movements. First practiced by Ed Keeble.
by Anonymous January 17, 2005
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Keeblering

The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.
Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.
by Happy Elf December 29, 2012
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