Klance

When my two space sons realized they were gay for each other.

"Yeah, I ship klance, it's beautiful ."

by Lanceloveskeith October 29, 2016

klance

It isn't gay if it's in space

P1: "Klance is fucking gay"
P2:"actually,its in space, so technically it isn't gay"

by Juniper-the-gay February 5, 2018

klangerdoodle

Klangerdoodle is where a mans phallus has ceased to work, in all sexual functions (rendering the mans phallus not erect) for any amount of time. Often occurs amount men over the age of seventy, klangerdoodle was a word coined by the Vikings of Scandinavia, and most likely because the cold weather would cause the viking's phallus to be absorbed by the body, leaving a small amount of phallus coating (skin). When a mans phallus has either "done a klangerdoodle" or has "klangerdoodled", his penis ceases to become erect, and can only get a semi-coed (and still perform sexual intercourse). Klangerdoodle is a known disease as well, but is more commonly referred to "erectile dysfunction", but klangerdoodle is its latin and medical name. Females cannot catch, transmit, or emit klangerdoodle, and are immune from all forms of klangerdoodle.

My dick has done a klangerdoodle.

Damn it, it's klangerdoodled!

Has your penis klangerdoodled yet?

by Von Ballcrusher October 7, 2013

Klance

A fake ship made by delusional fan girls that believe 2 boys breathing in the same direction is gay

OMG! SKSKSKS LOOK AT THE SKY. ITS RED AND BLUE! KLANCE!

by logicalvldstan December 27, 2018

Klanced

when the running plot (of a series) heavily suggests something that attracts the majority of viewers, later to be not sought through or completed; a clever marketing strategy using a popular speculation to attract a specific demographic; the details used in the process often don't make sense in retrospect

"We arn't getting any views, guess we'll have to klance 'em."

"Fuck we've been klanced."

by vldownsmyass December 17, 2018

klance juice

When you mix blue and red koolaid together, you get Klance juice. it's named after the ship Klance, which is between the Red and Blue paladins of Voltron, Keith and Lance.

Me: omg look i made klance juice

Friend: oh yum

by louuuuuuuuuna September 30, 2019

Klance

The ship about 2 gay assholes that hate each other, but fUCKING love each other..

Me:"o mai gawd klance is so fukign gai-"
Asshole #12192437589:"yeah it iz but i luv tho-"

by rocksinspacewithdicksinspace April 26, 2017