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Kisma

A severe case of ligma, and possibly sugma, where the victim becomes prone to a vast amount of unneeded ball sweating and other weird substances. It is usually associated with Fortnite gamers.
"I heard that Ryan had kisma!"

"I know man, poor Ryan."

"I hope he'll be okay.. if this was curable."
by Quyet September 7, 2018
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kisma

"Hey wanna go to kisma?"
"sure!"
by Jemeefria November 2, 2018
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kismet

The word Kismet is of foreign origin and is used in Turkish, Urdu, Hindi and Arabic. In Hindi it would be pronounced more like kismat, and it means "fate" or "destiny". The meaning is exactly the same in English. So instead of saying, "it is fate", you could say "it is kismet".
Kismet is also the name of a robot at an MIT research lab that is used to demonstrate simulated emotion. However, there is no connection between the meaning of the robot's name and its use. The only meaning of Kismet is fate or destiny.
The word kismet was used on Season 5 Episode 25 of Star Trek DS9. Jake Sisco and the Ferengi Nag were bidding for a 1951 earth baseball card at one of Quark's auctions. They planned to give it to Benjamin Sisco, captain of DS9 to raise his spirits. They were outbid by someone with a lot more gold pressed latinum (space currency) than them. Here's the dialog:

Jake Sisco: I want to give my dad something that will bring a little joy into his life. Something special. Im telling you that baseball card is the answer. Its kismet.

Nag: Kiss you ?

Jake Sisco: (annoyed) Kismet - fate, destiny. I was meant to give that card to my father.
by garyofcourse August 3, 2006
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Kisma

Commonly mistaken for Connor, this is kis my balls lil B.
I got Kisma after watching Ninja get Ligma.
by DxruvHasLigmaBalls December 17, 2018
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Kismarma

Kismet is the belief that what will be will be; Kharma is the belief that what you do today determines what happens to you tomorrow.
Kismarma is the belief that no matter what you do you're fucked.
She stopped believing in Murphy's Law. That was for her parents. The new generation knows that kismarma rules. And yet she remains optimistic in an idiotic sort of way.
by sanduski May 3, 2009
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kismet

It was at this point in his career that kismet arranged his meeting with the young man who one day was to begin the undoing of it all.
by Your Grim Reaper June 24, 2003
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Kismit

Do you believe in kismit?
by Brahtwurst June 3, 2010
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