Kirsty (kə sti )
Noun
A Kirsty is a person whose intense beauty is paralleled only by her extreme clumsiness. With her blonde hair, blue eyes and facial features reminiscent of Aphrodite, a Kirsty can often be found battling her way through swarms of admirers wherever she goes.
To compensate for her unearthly beauty a Kirsty is afflicted with an extreme clumsiness not seen in a person of any other name. It is so rare to find a Kirsty without an injury or bruise that only two occurrences are documented in human history. Insurance companies claim that surges in policy premiums during the 1990’s were due to an unexpected increase of Kirsty births.
Unfortunately, the effects of a Kirsty’s clumsiness sometimes cause issues for others. You will often see the friends and family of a Kirsty with injuries and bruising as a result of getting too close. Releasing a bull in a china shop is preferable to being in the vicinity of a Kirsty carrying out her daily life.
Noun
A Kirsty is a person whose intense beauty is paralleled only by her extreme clumsiness. With her blonde hair, blue eyes and facial features reminiscent of Aphrodite, a Kirsty can often be found battling her way through swarms of admirers wherever she goes.
To compensate for her unearthly beauty a Kirsty is afflicted with an extreme clumsiness not seen in a person of any other name. It is so rare to find a Kirsty without an injury or bruise that only two occurrences are documented in human history. Insurance companies claim that surges in policy premiums during the 1990’s were due to an unexpected increase of Kirsty births.
Unfortunately, the effects of a Kirsty’s clumsiness sometimes cause issues for others. You will often see the friends and family of a Kirsty with injuries and bruising as a result of getting too close. Releasing a bull in a china shop is preferable to being in the vicinity of a Kirsty carrying out her daily life.
Person One: "Who's that beautiful girl who just tripped over her own feet?"
Person Two: "Oh, that's Kirsty"
Person Two: "Oh, that's Kirsty"
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