Kobabi

Slang for kobold, whether they may be adorable, sexy, or both!

Damn! Zem kobabi are sexy AF-Malk

by Malkybutt June 1, 2021

Mwai kibaki

Former President of Kenya

Creator of the kibakian theory of evolution

Mwai kibaki I'm like woah!

by Don vito August 3, 2016

Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."

Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004

Kilbane

To become so intoxicated off of cheap alcohol that one exhibits the need to empty the contents of their stomach into the nearest receptacle; to throw up violently.

He just kilbaned all into that glass at The Brick.

by Angibean July 28, 2011

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

by geru January 15, 2006

kilbane

(v) The act of pushing a shuttlecock or ping-pong ball along the floor back towards the other player when the intention was to scoop it or flip it up in the air so the opponent could catch it. This almost always results in the opponent having to do what Kilbane should have done originally in bending down and picking it up himself.

Bacher walks up to the net to retrieve the shuttlecock that has caught the net and fails in his attempt to flip it up to Agler. It instead slides a few feet on the floor just out of reach of Bacher, so Bacher decides the shuttlecock retrieval is now out of his hands and proceeds to get in position for the next exchange while Agler will likely injure his back or somehow break a bone while picking it up.
Agler: “If you Kilbane that goddamn shuttlecock again I swear I’m gonna sodomize you with the head of this racket.”

by j.agler July 28, 2011

Krobar

Bar at Kroger that typically served craft beer and wine.

I'm going to the Krobar to lay my thing down, yo.

by Bennydbum November 23, 2022