Kentucky Derby

While receiving oral from your girlfriend, she is getting fucked by a horse. (You may or may not choose to film it and/or take bets to who will bust first.)

We were doing the kentucky derby and her mom walked in.

Kentucky Derby by boss ton pan cake January 12, 2009

Kentucky Derby

When you and your friend have sex side by side, each with your own chick and race to finish first. Whoever wins gets to wear a green wreath around their neck.

Dude, got the triple crown last night. I was neck and neck with my friend, Chiquando doing the Kentucky Derby.

Kentucky Derby by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019

Kentucky Derby

When a female has a penis in every hole on her body possible. Like the pussy, asshole, left nostril, right nostril, mouth, left ear, right ear, and possible in her both eye sockets if you,re into that kinda weird shit. So all in all, its one girl and 9 guys. Enjoy it and utilize it to its full extent.

(Group of guys talking)
Guy #1"Fuck last night was the shit"
Guy #9"Yea we Kentucky Derby'd that bitch good"

Kentucky Derby by slkni August 28, 2009

Kentucky Derby Pie 

When someone takes a shit in a plate, covers it with a layer of whipped cream and gives it to an unsuspecting victim, saying its pie.

Sean: Dude, I heard you gave your girlfriend a Kentucky Derby Pie.

Joe: Yeah. You should have seen the look on her face when she bit into shit!

Kentucky Derby Pie by Flo-J October 31, 2010

Kentucky Derby

During intercourse man grabs a bucket of KFC and shoves the largest chicken leg he kind find in his partner's vagina. He then "races" to ejaculate all over his partner's face. When he is finished he pulls the chicken out of her vagina and if it is still warm he eats it.

"You finally going to get with Lequisha tonight?"

"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."

Kentucky Derby by Quiefmasters October 16, 2009

Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

Kentucky Derby by Mung the Merciful October 16, 2008

kentucky derby

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).

"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."

kentucky derby by Indian Charlie May 24, 2006