The Kingler

When you're fingering a girl from behind with your middle two fingers and then you jam your thumb in her ass and pinch your thumb and fingers together like the claw of the Pokemon Kingler.

To keep her from getting away, I gave her The Kingler.

by AlyxAndRusty April 14, 2015

Kingleberry

The King of all Dingleberries. The most epic, heavy, uncomfortable dingleberry you can ever encounter.

Dude 1: "Man you alright? You were in the the shitter for a couple hours. . ."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I was wrestling with a monster kingleberry. You got any hedge clippers?"

by Chet Stonebreaker March 5, 2009

Kingler

The mighty god crabbo, kingler, despite being seen as an underpowered, is actually incredibly powerful if used correctly

Smooth brain: why did you bring Kingler into Ubers? Fucking idiot
Me: *proceeds to wipe 4 pokemon with god crab, kingler*

by DragonDan February 12, 2020

kingzett

a weird fuck that has ungodly amounts of rizz and can kind of play sports and he acts like a nigga on drugs but overall he is a fucktart

the kingzett boy was full of rizz while talking to an absolute baddie

by cottonpicken March 31, 2023

Kingle Bed

A single bed that, because the owner is only small, it feels a lot bigger due to the space

Wow, I had such a great sleep last night in my kingle bed

by Miss.N August 24, 2011

Kingle

The most awesomest and handsomest streamer ever. They shine like the stars on a monday night. The best funny jokes around 10/10 comedy. No.1 funny

Omg you're so funny, you're just like kingle.

Didn't Kingle make that joke?

Kingle is live now, time to stop what i am doing and go watch :)

by Not kingle May 31, 2021

Kingsleton

A Kingsleton is a rare beast, with an unmanageable mane consisting of dreadwhips. It punches dolphins in the face. It ties slores up in burlap sacks and throws them into rivers. It is anything but tame.

Hey did you hear that wild Kingsleton rampaging through the nursing home?...Yeah i think he was packin' a shake weight....shit is about to go down....

by shazamalam February 28, 2011