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king charles XII

King of Sweden in the early 1700s', was crowned King when he was a teenager. Denmark, Poland, and Russia then all declared war on Sweden. Despite the triple alliance thinking they'd have an easy time of conquering Sweden, turned out little Charles was a military genius and opened a can of whoop-ass on Denmark and Poland, and was defeated in Ukraine by the Russians in winter. He died when he looked out of a trench and got shot in the head by a sniper.
King Charles XII personally held the gates of Krakow open so that his entire army could flood the city.
by BeratingCarolean June 7, 2018
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king charles

When two gay men widen their eurethra in order to fit an erect penis inside of it
Bro I overheard Ashley's gay best friend say he was King Charlesing it with his boyfriend last night
by Arkangel_99 July 2, 2017
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King Charles The III

someone who sucks your big, fat, ginormous, horizontally challenged, balls
Lucas is a real King Charles The III
by Walter Booty Clapper October 28, 2022
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King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament
James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.
by Knmagor October 13, 2023
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Sir King Of Kings Sir King Charles

One of the best kings so unfortunate that his mother passed away though she is a dear friend of mine and this Sir King Charles is all about making the world a better place God Bless Him!
Sir King Of Kings Sir King Charles The 3rd ... iii III lll 111 ||| !!!
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charles edward king iii

A very Amazing, Handsome, Funny and Cool person with a big black half Mexican slong
"Hi My Name Is Charles Edward King III"
by Tiedie12 September 28, 2017
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