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Kindergarten

A preschool for children between the ages of 4 to 6.

A place where ninety percent of the students in high school would rather be.
A place that supports higher education than police academies in the United States.
I just signed my five year old up for kindergarten this fall.
by Phaedrus2nd August 3, 2009
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kindergarten level

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.
When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!
by holly palmer January 27, 2008
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Kinder Egg Man

An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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kindergarden syndrome

When a person who's around the usual age of becoming interested in the opposite sex, or past this faze, is not interested in the opposite sex. But at the same time they aren't gay. Its can be abbreviated to KGS for short.
guy: "Why hasn't Chad had a girlfriend yet?"
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."
by EAT MY DEATH March 31, 2009
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kindergarten crush

It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.
Did you see the new waitress at the Chegg? I think I have a kindergarten crush on her.
by Kristian Pulz April 23, 2008
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Kindergoth

Contrary to popular belief Kindergoth has nothing to do with age. Kindergoth is sub-fashion of the Kinderwhore grunge fashion. Kinderwhore was a fashion originally created by Courtney Love(the late Kurt Cobains wife) back in the grunge era. Kinderwhore fashion consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and peter pan collared dresses, slips, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner, barrettes, and leather boots or Mary–Jane shoes. Kindergoth is Kinderwhore with a gothic color scheme.
Goth: My preferred asthetic is Kindergoth
Person: Kindergoth? What's that?
Goth: Basically Courtney Love in the 90's only darker.
by SquirrelQueen May 12, 2017
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Kindergarten Art Class

The man first shaves his pubic hair and saves the hair in a cup or some other container. After having sex, the man ejaculates on his partner and sprinkles his stored pubic hairs over the fresh cum causing it to stick. Much like glitter sprinkled over glue.
I gave my girlfriend a Kindergarten Art Class last night. She woke up this morning with my iniyials stuck to her belly.
by D Snutz December 4, 2013
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