kindey stone

1.(noun) an object that forms in your kindey as a result of high calcium intake. It can range from 2-8 mm in diameter and has to be ejected through the body by urinating . The process is extremely painful.

2.(adjective) used to describe something that is either really bad or really good.

3.(adjective) used to describe something utterly terrifying or scary

1."I just birthed a kindey stone and my dick hurts so bad."

2." This kool-aid is the kindey stone !"

"Man , that test was the kindey stone"

3."Dude you scared the kindey stone out of me"

by Locomon007 May 27, 2014

Kindness

One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.

Kindness is doing something and not expecting anything in return. Kindness is respect and helping others without waiting for someone to help one back. It implies kindness no matter what.

We should live "in purity, understanding, patience and kindness; in the Holy Spirit and in sincere love; in truthful speech and in the power of God; with weapons of righteousness in the right hand and in the left". 2Corinthians 6:6-7

by LoveLight October 27, 2012

kinderbaby

an unborn fetus that comes in a Kinder egg

This Kinderbaby just ruined my day.

by TheHandlerLMAO December 8, 2016

Kinder Egg Man

a hybrid combination of humpty dumpty and the devil that strangely looks like a demented version of "Beldar" from the movie, Coneheads. The "kinder man" was used as a mascot for the Ferrero candy company to advertise their "kinder surprise" eggs which were chocolate eggs containing small toys, that children apparently just have to eat (even though the labels on the eggs clearly say NOT to eat the plastic toys!!!!!) The "kinder man" was featured in a commercial in which he appears on a wall holding a kinder egg, shaking it, opening the egg, taking the toy out, eating the egg, and playing with the toy. the commercial ends with the kinder man falling off the wall that he was sitting on. During the course of the commercial, the Kinder man is speaking in a completely strange dialect that you couldnt possibly understand. The most notable piece of his strange dialect is when he opens the wrapper of the egg and shouts "CHOCODOOBY, DOUBLY CHOCODOOBY". The kinder egg man commercial (that was aired on a British childrens network) was soo disturbing to young children that it was banned from television. If only kids took his falling off the wall at the end of the commercial as suicide then they might have not been so scared of the kinder man

Bob: He man, guess what!
Steve: What...
Bob: CHOCODOOBY!!!
Steve: Gahh! now im gonna have nightmares again!!! *gets out phonebook, searches for a new shrink*

Satan: The Kinder Egg Man scares the living $%!7 outta me.

by Kindahmann April 3, 2010

Kindergarten

A preschool for children between the ages of 4 to 6.

A place where ninety percent of the students in high school would rather be.
A place that supports higher education than police academies in the United States.

I just signed my five year old up for kindergarten this fall.

by Phaedrus2nd August 3, 2009

Kindertraeume

'Kinderträume or Kindertraeume' is a German expression and stands for childhood dreams.

'Kindertraeume'is what children an grown ups may strive for in life.

by Barbara Gauss October 28, 2005

kindergarten level

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.

When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!

by holly palmer January 27, 2008