kimmie

(1)A cancerous fart with a brown noise. (2)A malignant tumor. (3)A going away party given after an employee departs and the departing employee is not invited.

A Kimmie will stab anyone in the back to keep the lime light off her. Will lie in front of you and expect you to confirm the lie. Talks like porky the pig to confuse anyone who asks her a question. Does not understand she is not the center of the world, there is nothing bigger out there then her, morally deficient with the character of a drug dealer.

by RangerT November 7, 2008

kimmie

she is an amazing person. that well always cheer you up,and you can not stay mad at her at all. SHE IS NOT A BASIC WHITE GIRL

person_I AM MAD AT YOU

kimmie_haha you can’t be mad.

person_haha i am not anymore

by sup bros April 13, 2019

Kimmie

To magically injure oneself fairly badly, when it shouldn’t have been possible. As if you are an accident magnet.

I pulled a Kimmie. I cut myself holding a book. I concussed myself with my freezer door. I triped up stairs and sprained my knee.

by IknowKim June 7, 2021

Kimmie

A grown man who still lives with his mommy and the only way he can get a woman is to pay for it

Man up u little Kimmie

by Sticky man 21 June 23, 2023

Kimmie

A simpin man who never had Alabama white sauce from a woman

Man that dude 🎬 like a Kimmie

by Sticky man 21 July 27, 2024

Kimmie

Most wonderful girl you’ll ever know. Has the most beautiful smile and can brighten up your day no matter what

I love kimmie

by Richied73 March 21, 2024

kimmie meissner

17 year old girl who is the 2006 World Figure Skating Champion.

Kimmie Meissner is going to beat Sasha Cohen at the next Nationals.

by ShesaMarshmellow August 29, 2006