What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017

Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*

Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!

by NobeeCares September 13, 2023

killdest

The most killed person.

"This guy is going to be the most killdest guy in the WHOLE GALAXY UNIVERSE FOREVER INFINITY!"

by Not_jack March 25, 2018

kiloversary

Kiloversary or k-day refers to the day when someone or something is an even multiple of 1000 days old. Such as: when someone is 35 years, 7 months and 3 days old they can celebrate their 13th kiloversary or k-day.

I used WolframAlpha to figure out what my kiloversary is.

by the bromiester February 12, 2010

kilobenjy

$100,000; one thousand (kilo) one hundred dollar bills (benjy); a nice pile of cash.

Bitch took me for two kilobenjy in the divorce.
Damn, Pretty Boy Money Floyd carry ten kilobenjy in his bag!

by DannoH314 March 2, 2017

Kilderry

a short angry person whom commonly starts fights while intoxicated

Don't worry bro; that guy I pounded into the ground was a Kilderry. I was doing the bouncers a favor

by T. Aintly December 5, 2010