About the best female friend you can ever have. Will be there for you in every way you can think possible. Sexy and provocative. Knows she's the best and will prove it if provoked.
by DaximK July 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Kitana mug.The most ballerific motherfucker ever to have lived in the world of fiction. He is the epitome of GAR. Blows up a negative universe with a drill the size of a continent. Seriously, you can't fuck with that. He is from "The Most Ballerific Anime Ever Made", more commonly known by its moniker, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
by David DeRienzo March 25, 2008
Get the Kittan mug.It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.
He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.
"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."
by mrkitano November 25, 2006
Get the takeshi kitano mug.Kitan. Or as their mothers say it, K-i-t-o. Kitan is the name that belongs to an amazing girl or boy. Usually African, Kitans' normally have a longer name but shorten it to Kitan. They have a tendency to be rude but deep down there is a heart somewhere, even if it takes long to find. kitans are very good on the scale of looks too. Kitans' have a weird but bubbly personality once you get to know them and they are a great type of friend to have. Kitans' generally do not share, so do not ask for sweets from them. Kitans' are also very funny and have a great sense of humor. If you have a Kitan in your life, watch out, not only are they sneaky and sly but they are amazing friends too.
by pengalicious May 23, 2019
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Get the kirtan patel mug.Smart,very pretty,short girl. She is shy but crazy if you really know her. Loves family. Great kisser. Good in bed. Has caring firends. Gullable at times, but can tell when some one is lying. Over all shes a nice pretty girl,Btw she loves to eat!.
That girl looks like a Kitana
by yhea,blah April 3, 2010
Get the Kitana mug.Kitana is a very special girl and who cares about others. She feels like people don’t care about her even doe a person named Josiah dose. She is a great girl and any boy would be lucky to have her
Kitana is beautiful
by Jjgarau April 15, 2020
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