Kife

To steal what is not yours

Holy shit, he just kifed that car.

by Clementine June 21, 2004

Kife

kife is the act of sticking a baguette down the throat of a person while holding a 44. caliber magnum with 2 bullets screaming fortnite is gay

Me:Lets play fortnite
Friend: I WILL KIFE YOU

by ynnej_si_eht_tseb August 31, 2018

Kife

A sharp vagina - usually crusted-over and filled with scabs.

1: "I heard Christine has a kife dude."
2: "Damn, now that I know she has a crust-filled, flaky snatch I don't want any part of that."

by Kife Bacon March 1, 2012

Kife

Some that is utterly disturbing or disgusting to someone.

Carl asked Jimmy "How did that girl taste?" and Jimmy replied "Damn dude, she was Kife."

by Kife Licker May 31, 2010

Kife

Top Vagina or Fit Girls

theres some sweet kife out tonight

by vacmanrulz October 7, 2011

Kife

Great grossness, disgusting, ick.

John showed me 2girls1cup the other day. It was so kife.

by lifelikezombie March 10, 2009

Kife

A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..

''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''

Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..

by Yononymous January 14, 2015