Kife is when you're coloring something with a crayon and the tip breaks off so you have to hold it together by the tip while you finish coloring.
Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.
Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.
Kife is when you lose something.
Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.
Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.
Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.
Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.
Kife is when you lose something.
Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.
Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.
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'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value
If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".
'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value
If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".
Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.
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