Fun to listen to while you're stoned and wank material for pedophiles.
Also used by the goverment to brainwash the masses to advance the hidden agenda to make America into a totalitarian regime,
I swear to God there's subliminal messages in this shit.
Also used by the goverment to brainwash the masses to advance the hidden agenda to make America into a totalitarian regime,
I swear to God there's subliminal messages in this shit.
Instead of using Christina Aguilera to torture Guantanamo Bay prisioners, they should have used Kidz Bop.
by Faithy November 11, 2006
A species of sub-human, PCP smoking kids trying to sing that sound like autistic, horny, acid shooting 80 year old faggots having a stroke that likes to ruin good songs and making songs that are already bad sound even worse. It was invented by some soccer mom milf who wanted to make mainstream music more kid-friendly.
Joey: Hey hank, did you hear the new T-Pain song?
Hank: yeah, it was cool, until i heard the Kidz bop remix.
In Kevin Rudolf's "Let it rock" it goes "but it broke his heart so he stuck his middle finger to the world" but the kidz bop version goes "but it broke his heart so he waved his hand to the world."
Hank: yeah, it was cool, until i heard the Kidz bop remix.
In Kevin Rudolf's "Let it rock" it goes "but it broke his heart so he stuck his middle finger to the world" but the kidz bop version goes "but it broke his heart so he waved his hand to the world."
by Malignant September 05, 2010
a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Any little kid is used because any little kid can fuck up a song. Perfect for totalitarian soccer moms to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 27, 2006
Kidz Bop
by wassupbro1999 September 17, 2013
A soccer mom’s excuse to get the kids to shut up by playing clean music because their kids can’t handle the word “beer” or because they are such brats that they don’t want to hear anything to do with alcohol, or because, well, I don’t know what mom would ever play kidz bop, except for people at my therapist office who the kids are like 9 years old and still can’t handle anything the radio throws at them.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
People who are singing with Kidz Bop don’t know that their is something called a KEY: it’s what normal people sing in.
Where did they pick these kids up? A liberal alcoholic mom’s back alley party for her kid who was born because the divorced parents got drunk and got down to business, or as kidz bop would put it, had juice and danced around? I hear these horrible songs every week at therapy. Why do you think I go to therapy? Because I hear this crap. I thought therapy would HELP CLEAR THIS CRAP FROM MY HEAD, but instead lodged it back in with these videos that need to be deleted due to it turning on pedophiles and giving them wet dreams. These videos suck. Oh, and I heard they sell CD’s. GOOD FOR THEM! THEY ALREADY SOLD A WHOLE 2 COPIES WORLDWIDE TO HORNY 80 YEAR OLDS ON HEROINE.
by TheWorldShouldBeSimpler... December 26, 2019
Some freaking annoying "kids" singing crappy versions of amazing songs. Like, what the heck?! They edit the good appropriate example: instead of liquor in UF theysaid water >:( They are just annoying supid jerks!
by acur November 03, 2017
Compilation of popular songs that are song by bratty pricks who sound like they are on heroin. They take good songs, make shitty lyrics, and ruin the entire song in general. I have no idea who came up with this but they should burn in hell
by Jam00235 August 06, 2018