n. a horribly produced CD made to give the children of today a censored verson of all the top hits-- with different singers. I believe most of the singers were picked up off the street somewhere, because none of their voices belong on a CD. Period. See cruel and unusual punishment
"Mommy, mommy, Joey said that my Kidz Bop Tape bleeps out the word f*ck in that Puddle of Mudd song!"
by RogueRising August 14, 2003
the perfect way to take a good song and uglify the shit out of it. seriously, why dont you just make a "chipmunk" version of it???? i just saw a commercial for the newest CD and heard adam lambert's very good song Whataya Want From Me. WAY TO TOTALLY DESTROY A PERFECT SONG!
by your faces moms foots eye July 09, 2010
the worst fuckin idea in history of forever whatever dumbass thought that up RLY needs to die or be killed
person #1-"Can you beleive that they have made seven volumes of kidz bop? It's awful man!!!"
person #2-"I know but u gotts let go man"
person #2-"I know but u gotts let go man"
by me! January 05, 2005
A CD made up of the top 40 hits such as "My Happy Ending", "My Boo", "Let's Get it (Started/Retarded)" & etc. Performed by a bunch of kids with high, whiney voices, ruining the already crappy music, unless they are doing a song such as "Float On" by Modest Mouse. Most of the songs are horribly inapropriate but the children are young and innocent therefore completely ignorant of WHAT they are singing.
For example, "My Happy Ending", written and performed by someone who thinks that simply because he/she can play several chords on a guitar can sing about sk8ter bois, hang out with the guys, wear her pants too low, and flip everone off. She also happens to performe some country. The whiney children sing this song completely oblivious to its lyrics and they put it on the CD and -haha!- everyone buys it so the kids can grow up to shop at abercrombie or Pac Sun.
by evilpyschopenguin February 20, 2005
by bloodytampon2 March 28, 2009
A shitty CD that reproduces usually goods songs by adding lame-assed kid's voices and replacing profanites so they sound like crap. It amazes me that the artists of these songs let the kidz bop producers ruin thier music.
by M Klingo June 29, 2005
kidz bop
A bunch of bratty kids who cannot sing for crap on one CD. I'm in shock that they made a 10th one. Whoever invented this should lose thier job. If you want good music, listen to the original version. Where do they find these kids, at Chuck E. Cheese?
A bunch of bratty kids who cannot sing for crap on one CD. I'm in shock that they made a 10th one. Whoever invented this should lose thier job. If you want good music, listen to the original version. Where do they find these kids, at Chuck E. Cheese?
by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006