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Khaled

When yo man won't go down on you because you stay home raising his kids instead of working, but expects you to gobble that dick cuz it's your duty.
Man: "I feed and clothe you, so you should suck my dick and I ain't reciprocating."
Woman: "Bitch don't Khaled me, you go down or you get out."
by TifaCorn June 2, 2018
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Khaled

A typical waste man often found hanging around a leisure center or school most probably Rushcliffe. the sort of person u just want to walk up to and rip their nipples of! Most of them are uniks
God That guy is such a Khaled hes acting like a right Bakari!
by Benji-mon January 14, 2008
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Khaled

Mom- "Khaled how was work today?"
Khaled- "I Hijacked Two Planes FOR ISIS"
by Khaled Is A Homo March 27, 2019
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Khaled

A retarded person. Usually with a little psychological craziness but a cool person. Usually plays video games even though they are trash at it.
Hey Khaled can you play fortnite with me?
Khaled sure I’m the best player in the world!

*5 secs later*

How tf did you die in the lobby? Did you seriously eliminate your self? Why tf did you just try to snipe a person with a shotgun? Why tf do you not know how to edit?

Khaled: I have a new back bling Yay! Oh sorry what were you saying?
by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019
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Khaled

He is a Khaled fucking salad also known as malalas bro yo!!!
"Hey Khaled!! I only know you because of yo sis Malala"
by Horrible twerker January 2, 2016
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KHALED

The name of a wonderful person who makes everyone's day. Even though sometimes he makes mistakes, you just have to forgive him because he is amazing. This person has a big heart. The meaning of this name is immortal or eternal. Which is the way love is with this person. He has the perfect smile and is beautiful. Beautiful not meaning physical beauty, although he is beautiful, but in this case meaning on the inside. He knows how to love and he knows how to make everyone smile.

If you know a Khaled than you are lucky because u have someone in your life that can truly love. He makes you feel like you are floating and when you look at him, even if you are angry, you can't help it and start smiling like an idiot. He is sensitive as well so be careful, and if you know a Khaled and haven't talked to him yet then what are you waiting for? You are missing out.
Person 1: "Yoh dude, who is that kid who has that perfect smile?"
Person 2: "How could you not know him? Thats Khaled!"

Person 1: Why are you smiling so big? You look like u just saw a Khaled.
by nonna123 December 17, 2013
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Khaleed

Realist nigga you will ever know. Sexy af, intelligent and have large manly parts. Not easily pleased, so you'll have to try real hard to tame one. Loves a variety of girls, so don't lose confidence just yet. Any guy with the name Khaleed is a real OG.
Girl: Damn, I want me a Khaleed and I want one now!
by Chicken and Ice cream November 23, 2017
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