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Senator John Kerry

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One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.
Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.

Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.

Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women

Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.

Statement: I will bring our boys home

Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.
by John Edwards, Kerry's Lover October 21, 2004
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When you injure your ankle (or other body part) while dancing or in some vigorous activity but you successfully soldier on through it.

Named after the Olympic Gold Medal winning Gymnast, Kerri Strug, who sprained her ankle and damaged her tendon during her first vault in the all around competition. She was told she needed at least a 9.6 on her next vault for the American team to win the gold. She did the vault, landed on both legs momentarily, hopped on one leg to bow to the judges and then fell over in excruciating pain and received a 9.712, cinching the gold for the her American team.
While dancing out at the club, B sprains his ankle and falls in pain.

A: Man, are you all right?
B: Aahhh! I think I sprained my ankle!
A: You want a doctor? Should I take you home?
B: Hells NO, this is my song, get me a shot, I'm Kerri Struggling my way through this!
by quixotickay April 8, 2009
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kerr street

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Considered the 'ghetto' of Oakville Ontario. It consits mainly of old stores, fallling down apartments and really old cars. It is a complete contrast to the rest of the town and their mega million dollar homes and cars. Budha Budha, Stoneys, Salvation Army and many other unique stores can be found there
Poor Person: Do you want to come to my house?
Glen Abbey kid: If you live on Kerr Street then no way I don't want to be seen there.. it will wreck my reputation
by Mapeh December 23, 2006
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when the girl is sitting a wheely chair and the guy is standing and grabbing her legs and thrusting forward to have maximum please.
whenever im in the office and i get horny i go to the girl next door and just use her wheely chair...her name is kerri so its the kerri sex position
by kaydeebb November 16, 2010
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kerr street

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A street in Edinburgh, Scotland. Although technically a street, it is more a tiny bridge in Stockbridge. Infact, only one side of the bridge is kerr street, the other side has another name on it.

I like to hope people think it is my street, as my name is Kerr, although that is highly improbable.
Ben - "did you see that wee guy get hit by a car on kerr street?"
David - "Where the hell is that?"
Ben - "oh, yeh, it's the little bridge in Stockbridge, y'know, the one that nobody notices"
by Kerroscene July 3, 2007
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The Kerri Strug

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This position is named the "Kerri Strug" due to the fact that you need to be a flexable individual, possably a gymnast to do this. It is the process by which you pin your girlfriends ankles behind her head when having sex.
Instead of doing it missionary, my girlfriend decided that the Kerri Strug was the way to go.
by Robert Swiatkowski January 20, 2006
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Kurry Style

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When you're going to town on someone, and they grab your beard and pull, and you must go to hard till they stop.
Man, me and my girl hooked up last night, and she wanted to do it kurry style. Ouch.
by Valkross January 10, 2019
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