keithed

To be injured by a teamate in training.

I was running to get the ball and BAM...i got keithed :

by cantab man September 29, 2010

Keito

A very hunky dude with awesome abs. A Keito is much better than an Aiden, Thomas, Theo or a Finn. A Keito is also very rare and specifically awesome at... Well everything!

Now that's a Keito!

by Unknown_baby February 11, 2018

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 12, 2021

Keith Haney

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.

oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!

by girlboss74 December 3, 2021

Wilhelm keitel

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer

A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel

by Not dripwell August 9, 2021

keith moon

a sexy beast of a drummer. Keith played for The Who, often known for smashing his drumsets, passing out on stage, drinking too much, driving cars into pools, and blowing up toilets.

"Yeah, remember how Keith Moon put goldfish in his drumset?"

by Aliceness February 4, 2010

I'm Keith Hernandez

Saying you are going to do something simply because of who you are. The highest level of self-confidence and overemphasis of your abilities.

Hernandez himself when he makes a move on Elaine in a 92 episode of Seinfeld simply because he was Keith Hernandez. Michael Jordan making 3's in Game 1 of the 1992 Finals and shrugging to the crowd. Matt Leinart slinging the ball long on 4th down against Notre Dame. An athlete especially has an "I'm Keith Hernandez" moment when he decides to do whatever he wants because of his own name and identity. Frequently used by ESPN writer Bill Simmons

by Michael Bliss December 27, 2008