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kentisbeare

the place where my housemate is from. my housemate is a cycle-riding bank interest obsessed, engineering good-for-nothing do-nothing waste of space. kentisbeare is associated with him as everybody from kentisbeare is one.

therefore, to be a kentisbeare is to be " a cycle-riding bank interest obsessed, engineering good-for-nothing do-nothing waste of space"
"look, kill the kentisbeare"
"kentisbeare, my arse"
"spear the kentisbeare"
"you're sheer kentisbeare"
by jdoodson April 6, 2009
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kentish

something which is generally shabby and odd looking.

If somthing is kentish it is of low grade and demoralising.
Dude1) look at this University its horrible
Dude2) I know its so ugly and is really old with brown grass everywhere
Dude1) This place is so Kentish, im not applying here
by Neo1907 November 8, 2008
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Kentish Wall Puncher

A person who likes to destroy and damage household items wile intoxicated. Usually found within a group of Lads
Person 1: You seen Joe Tonight
Person 2: Yeah, He's Done a bottle of Sambuca and turned into a Kentish Wall Puncher
by Moenrtostatlaue May 27, 2018
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Kentisha

A black ass name for a girl who's father wanted to be in her name but not her life. A ghetto ass name who is also addicted to ice cream and fried chicken and is also very scared of black penises and loves white nerdy dudes.
"Wow Kentisha is a very "original" name"
by fried?chicken?lover May 23, 2018
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Kentisha

Kentisha is a ghetto ass name. It's a name wear her father wanted to be in but not her life. it's a name wear she's scared of back penis and loves white nerdy dudes. Finally, it's a name that is addicted to icecream and chicken.
Kentisha

Kentihsa is a very "original" name"
by fried?chicken?lover May 23, 2018
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Kentished

(verb) Past tense of Kentish. The act of (a computer) to randomly fault and display a blue screen before shutting down.
My laptop has just fucking Kentished for the fourth time today!
by big_nuts October 30, 2020
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Kentish Pasty

During intercourse, one withdraws one's penis and rubs it violently against a cheese grater, and then smearing the woman's vagina in mashed potato, and inserting one's penis back in. Much like a Cornish Pasty.
"Hey babe, do you have a cheese grater in here? I really want to try a Kentish Pasty!"
by Sticknam November 21, 2025
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