Kenny Pickett

The act of replacing your girlfriend with a hotter, better, finer, more beautiful looking specimen.

Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.

Guy 1: Bro I just Kenny Pickett my girl. She looked like a troll fetus!

Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!

by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

Kennywood's open!

from the Pittsburgh area, when the zipper of your jeans is down, an 'open fly'. 'Kennywood' refers to a local amusement park.

Kennywood's open! You workin' the hotdog stand?

by markimusb November 11, 2007

Kreepy Kenny

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.

If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.

by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012

Kenyanism

A religion created by The Drunken Peasants Podcast, which is the belief usually revolving around Obama, and his 'questionable' background.

You support Obama, thats Kenyanism!

Obama is a Kenyanist.

by Smitor January 27, 2015

Kenyan backpack

A sexual position in which one partner is standing, and the other partner is piggy backing upside down on the first. The upside down partner places their head between the legs of the standing partner and performs oral sex on them.

The couple was hospitalized after trying to perform a Kenyan backpack without stretching first.

by JayTeeF May 11, 2009

Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.

Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"

by toadboy123 February 12, 2017

Kung Fu Kenny

Kendrick Lamar's newest nickname, introduced on his most recent studio album "Damn.". Featured on songs like "LOYALTY." and in the music video for "DNA.", as well as playing himself as Kung Fu Kenny in a film played before Kendrick performed at Coachella 2017, it looks like Lamar may be going through a martial arts phase.

"Yo, did you hear Kung Fu Kenny''s new song?"
"Yeah, it was amazing"

by Kung Fu Kenny April 19, 2017