Ken Martin

Any fastidious, mustachioed individual with a fondness for chest hair and uncomfortable elbow-pinching.

"Did you hear about my run in with that Ken Martin earlier? I feel like one of the victims on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit!"

by hiyoheynow May 28, 2009

Ken Masters

Complete homosexual.

That’s surprising, didn’t realize He was Ken Masters.

by Iroquoi Pliskin November 22, 2018

Ken Maclean

The most incredible friend.

Ken Maclean is the most incredible friend ever.

by tbinkwils June 7, 2022

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

magic ken

v. Originating with the word ken

1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken

There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.

I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

male barbie / ken

A roblox style took from the barbies but made in male form. Also named kens but they have been renamed to male barbies. You need to use the Action Figure Torso and the Undercover Superhero Arms and Legs. Or use korblox if your zaid.

Random: omg a male barbie / ken
male barbie / ken: yes *throws an rpg at you*

by robloxbarbiedefinitions August 26, 2023

kenma-ism

kenma-ism is a religion were we all pray to kenma, in this religion we either simp for kenma or we kin kenma

“idk how to write sentances, i never passed english, but don’t be shy follow kenma-ism”

by _kenmaswaifu October 30, 2020