kelpie bra

A bra designed to 'round them up, push them up'. Make breasts look larger.

Kelpie Bra
Push-up Bra

by dd-cup October 9, 2013

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Kelpy G

The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???

I just got done worshipping our lord and savior, Kelpy G, at the church of smooth jazz.

by Kreggery May 6, 2018

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Kelpy G

An infamous person during his time, however when he looks down, he recognizes the length of his penis is below that of average.

Kelpy G has a small cock.

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Cult of Kelpy G

A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”

Oh man! I just joined th cult of Kelpy G! The most littt of cults.

by Kreggery May 6, 2018

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Kelpy Monkey

A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.

A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..

by anonymous May 5, 2021

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