Keelan 

An absolute sexy lad with a giant penis

Wow that’s guys such a Keelan. I wish I was him.

Keelan by Keelan-2 March 23, 2021

Keelan 

A big white muscular man who doesn't abuse steroids.He has a girlfriend so fuck off Caitlin,Sadie,Isla and any other turtles.

Keelan is mine,back the fuck off.

Keelan by Mynameisdanielleimsuperfit October 12, 2019

Keelan 

The literal definition of Keelan is actually petty. But you can look into Keelan further than that. Besides being petty, Keelan is also very self centered and thinks he is the best at absolutely everything. But, in fact, he is shit.

Due to his huge ego, Keelans generally go for Sophie girls. Since the name is so absurd and retarded, it is likely that you will only meet one Keelan throughout your life.

Guy 1: Why did we let Keelan on the football team? He's shit!
Guy 2: Because he told us that he could play football just like Ronaldo!
Guy 3: Yeah...and also he said he would block us on every social media if we didn't.

Keelan by Ryedale Roasts February 1, 2017

Keelan 

Someone who follows God will all his heart. His mind is very competitive and he is always challenging himself to be closer to God than anyone. He longs to show God and the world what it means to be a true follower of the most high! Also know as an angel in human body.

Whenever you pray, make sure you pray like Keelan.

Keelan by Xetatron November 21, 2021

Keelan 

Keelan is normally a kind and loving person whom you can trust. He always has your back. You probably had a crush on him throughout school. He's a very smart person and enjoys/enjoyed school. He likes sports. He also has a big penis.

Person 1: I really like Keelan but I'm nervous to ask him out.

Person 2: Just go and ask him out you now he's kind and loving and if you need help with homework he can help you

Person 1: Ok I'll go and ask him out

Keelan by The Urban Dictionary Legend November 1, 2019

keelan 

a hockey player that HAD(NO LONGER =-( long hair who likes to be annoying. Also plays lacrosse.

favorite hockey team is the capitals. ._/

also likes to froggy hop a lot at random times.

wow Keelan, if you jump so high like all the way to china then fall I'm gonna laugh =-)

keelan by yo momma at the grocery store November 30, 2013

keelan 

verb, any sick and brutal slaughter or consumption of puppies, kittens and/or cute baby animals.

noun, a demented irish man that probobly wants to cause you mental or physical pain.

verb: those crazy hoboes snuck int o the zoo and keelaned all the cute animals.

noun: oh my god dude, that sketchy guy over there with the potatoes and the pot of gold is a keelan...he was on the news last week.

keelan by mr. polycronopolus October 10, 2007