A model who, contrary to popular belief, is hideous. Her eyes span to about each separate temple, and she makes them worse by caking tons of eye makeup on to EMPHASISE the grotesque things. People around the world find her fabulous, but they're obviously blind.
Idiot: Dude, Kate Moss is sooo hot!
Intelectual: Are you KIDDING ME?! I wouldn't fuck her if you PAYED ME.
Intelectual: Are you KIDDING ME?! I wouldn't fuck her if you PAYED ME.
by SMSmartMark June 22, 2007
One of the ugliest models to ever grace the fashion industry. Kate Moss's coke use was her way of forgetting how ugly she actually was, and hoped no one would blow the whistle on her hideousness which would force her to return all the money she made. Honestly, how the fuck does anyone think this girl is anything special? Everyone in this world is so gay. You could throw feces on the anorexic bitch and the "upper-echelon" goons of our society call it the latest fashion trend and then praise the model, even though she wasn't the one who decided she was literally gonna get shit on in the first place. As silly as that sounds, it's a direct parallel to what actually occurs. What a great society.
Mike: Have you ever noticed that paid models are never really that hot?
Matt: Yea, it's always the mediocre-looking ones who quickly take the job offers because it makes their justified low self-esteem unjustifiably higher...like Kate Moss, who now thinks she's better than everyone.
Mike: Agreed. I'm gonna go masturbate to the girl next door, she's way hotter and doesn't have an undeserved inflated ego.
Matt: Yea, it's always the mediocre-looking ones who quickly take the job offers because it makes their justified low self-esteem unjustifiably higher...like Kate Moss, who now thinks she's better than everyone.
Mike: Agreed. I'm gonna go masturbate to the girl next door, she's way hotter and doesn't have an undeserved inflated ego.
by paparazzi July 17, 2006
by cory ann September 26, 2005
slag who steals musician from fans and leaves them even more fucked up than they were before...BITCH
Peter Libertine...dumps him by text message knowing he is susceptible to rejection in his crack addicted state...then taking him back on her terms...on and on and on it goes...the Albion is off course
by Biloconservationist January 28, 2005
Person/Dealer 1: "Who's Kate Moss tonight?"
ALL: "WE ARE!"
Person/Dealer 1: "Right, I'll get the mirror..."
ALL: "WE ARE!"
Person/Dealer 1: "Right, I'll get the mirror..."
by TearZMachine January 7, 2007
a ledgend to the fashion world. i worship her. she deserves to be worshiped. she is AMAZING. i <33 kate moss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish i was her :(:( shes so BEAUTIFUL :(
by 99*-* December 7, 2006
Sarah falls down the stairs
Sarah: Oh man Dylan just Kate Moss'd me
Sam: But Dylan isn't here
Sarah: I know
Sarah: Oh man Dylan just Kate Moss'd me
Sam: But Dylan isn't here
Sarah: I know
by Tess T. Culls May 20, 2022