Kasabian

Really cool space rock band that has unfortunately faded into obscurity. And not many people know about them. They were British and came around the same time Muse did, but I always preferred Kasabian instead.

I used to listen to their music over and over again on repeat, back in 2005 when I was like 14 years old. Kasabian!!!

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 30, 2020

Kashubaphobia

The mixed fear of balding or skeletal-like figures standing in a classroom with/without dry lips expressing "thanks" whilst on a cellular device.

EXAMPLE 1: The man soon realized, after getting nervous many a time from balding, skeletal-like people standing around him thanking him with their dry lips in a classroom, that he had kashubaphobia.
EXAMPLE 2:"Sit down! You're making me nervous!" said Bill.
"Hey calm down man. Don't let your kashubaphobia take control!" John yelled quickly.

by Liz x Lethal February 13, 2007

kasabian

A mediocre band from the ass hole of Britain who's main claim to fame is having their songs on quite a few video games namely Pro Evolution Soccer 5 and FIFA 2004. Not content with their own mediocre status they lunge out at bands who have global fan bases like The Strokes or My Chemical Romance, wishing they had as much earning power as the afore mentioned.

Tom Meighan(lead singer of Kasabian): Julien Casablancas is a fucking posh skier, My Chemical Romance are clowns and emo kids who don't have anything positive to say and should get out more and try and have a good time instead.

by Lost in Fall November 1, 2006

Kasabian

1. An overrated, obnoxious band with a knack for ripping off early 90's techno-rock like The Stone Roses and The Happy Mondays. However, their singer Tom Meighan has a ridiculously limited vocal range and their guitarist Sergio Pizzorno writes terrible lyrics. Se "I'm the Queen and She's my Queen.........Bitch!" Loved by the Gallagher brothers of Oasis, Blowhard and Douchebag for kissing their asses and thus are taken seriously by NME. Spend a lot of time trash-talking people who are more talented and smarter than them. All their members are not quite as smart as boxes of hair. If you like them, fine, but listen to the Happy Mondays instead. Even though they had a dancer.

2. A member of the Manson family who drove the getaway car.

1. NME: RIGHT! We love Kasabian! They say stupid shit about bands which gives us stuff to write about!

Sergio Pizzorno: Say the 'Bitch' part!

NME: Oh! Right! They say stupid shit about bands which gives us stuff to write about!........ Bitch!
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Oy vey, did Kasabian start talking again? Shit. What did they say this time. Well, we can make fun of that. It's not like it was witty like a fraction of some of the stuff Noel Gallagher says.

2. Tell Linda to start the engine.

by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007

kasabian

1. n. (Kuh-Say-Bee-Uhn) A british indie rock band that is often compared with Pink Floyd or Primal Scream. They use a whole crapload of electronic effects in their music, which is widely regarded to be of the Pot-Head genre. The band is comprised of Tom Meighan, Sergio Pizzorno, Christopher Edwards, and Chris Karloff. They score abnormally high on the badass scale.
2. A member of the Manson family who acted as the key witness for the prosecution.

1. Holy jesus did you see that trippy Kasabian music video???
2. Kasabian r0xx and a half!

by Cade Howard December 28, 2005

kashiannaa

who is @.kashiannaa?

kashiannaa is a cool person!! she bullies friends🤣🤣

by .kashiannaa February 7, 2021

Kashubaphobia

Fear of chickens, skeletons, balding people, dry lips, and people standing in a classroom.

That person must have Kashubaphobia, they just ran crying when they saw a bald person with dry lips standing in a classroom holding the skeleton of a chicken.

by Riznie December 14, 2008