kansas city steamer

Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.

Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when

he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!

by SNARKKY25 February 24, 2020

Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

Kansas Milk

Four honey buns and a handjob.

"I took her out to dinner and all I got was a Kansas Milk."

by Iced Cooley November 2, 2009

Kansas City Faggot

Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

by Mongo_Pawn April 9, 2010

Kansas City Coast Guard

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.

Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?

by niccorator December 30, 2013

Kansas Handjob

When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.

Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!

by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016

kansas driver

1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of Kansas (one in Kansas City, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open spaces.

2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.

Man, I hate going to the movies at the theater uptown - nothing but kansas drivers. And they're everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !

by Virgin Suicides June 3, 2017