Kalel

A person of whom particularly finds interest in playing football, but is home-schooled, and doesn't run routes because he's too slow to, he feels as if he could make money in other ways, these ways can include youtube, art, businesses, crypto currency, or making it to the nfl, but with no offers, a Kalel can't do so. Furthermore, a Kalel isn't that tall, and is usually around 5'6 --> 5'10, thus not being able to ride certain rides at the amusement park.

The Kalel has no offers. (Or), the Kalel is short. (or even), the Kalel is rich and is motivated to prove his haters wrong, rather than giving in to the talk in which his subjective "haters" continue to tell him, perhaps to bring him down or hinder his confidence.

by Mangeme November 14, 2022

Kalel

1.) a guy named after superman
2.) a guy that if you have a crush on, don't. he will say "yes" to a girl's confession that he met like 4 days ago and has the audacity to not even come out as an "official" couple yet

"Kalel broke my heart again..."
"Oh man, sorry about that. I heard they just met this week"

by i use my biases to write these August 25, 2023

kalel

that one person you just want to fucking leave

lexie: i want him to fucking die, he's such a kalel

by sentientsuspenders January 30, 2024

kalel kitten

A shady "youtuber" known for constantly switching personas to the extreme and lying to her audience. Was a vegan for a bit and said she would rather eat her pet cat than eat a cow. Has since given up veganism and is now on to promoting laxative teas to her young audience. Has a weird obsession with being Asian and fake tans often saying claiming it's her Native American blood, even though a DNA test proved she's 99.9% white.

Person 1: "Oh my god, can you believe Kalel Kitten changed her persona again?"

Person 2: "Dude, remember the frilly + fancy stage?"
Person 1: "Lol, remember when she stood up for Sam Pepper when he made a video sexually harassing women, and said if a stranger pinched her ass in public she would laugh?"

by oxforddictionarybitch September 30, 2019

Kalel Creasy

The Kalel is simple man who enjoys creative construction projects, comic books, acting and also “safe” pyrotechnics.

Geez that guy is being a Kalel Creasy. What a nerd.

by Paris_ya_girl April 26, 2021

Kaela Kovalskia

The term used for the Cutest Penguin

I have seen a lot of cute penguins so far, but don't hold a candle to Kaela Kovalskia.

by Marin_Marin December 22, 2022

Kalea

Kalea is a girl with a crazy, weird, and overall goofy personality! Kalea loves to socialize, make friends, and hang out. She’s basically a social butterfly. She enjoys hanging out with other friends who have the same goofy personality as her. She is always joking around and making her peers have a good laugh. Many people enjoy being around Kalea, but at the same time there are a lot of people who hate her. Despite the hate she gets from some people, Kalea doesn’t care because she is generally a very carefree person. She doesn’t let anything get to her. She just keeps on smiling! Kalea is also a very popular girl who has friends almost anywhere she goes. Kalea always keeps her grades up and is very responsible and trustworthy. She usually likes to keep away from the boys because they aren’t worth her time. Kalea is also mean sometimes but she never intends to hurt anyone, she’s just messing around! But she’s also very kind, giving, sympathetic, and thoughtful. She’s the type of girl who will always be willing to hang out on the weekends, give you presents on your birthday, and be there for you when you’re sad. Anyone named Kalea is a very rare person to find. If you come across a Kalea, be her friend and cherish your relationship with her. You don’t wanna lose Kalea because that would be a horrible mistake. Kalea is one of the most unique people in the world so if you lose her, you’re going to miss out on a lot of memories, laughs, and fun!

Kalea is the craziest girl I’ve ever met!

Kalea is really nice to me!

Kalea is one of the most hilarious people in the world!

Kalea is always making me laugh!

by 💞💍 November 27, 2018