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Kaiser Soze

a person who just ups and completely disappears suddenly from a relationship without warning, much like the character of the same name from the film "Usual Suspects" did after suppousedly committing a crime.
"we spent the whole weekend together and then he pulled a Kaiser Soze. haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. fucker"
by dirtystan August 8, 2006
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Kaiser Sung

by Durban April 10, 2003
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Kaiser Steroids

These steroids will make your dick bigger. Did you know that these steroids will make the other people around him bend down and choke on something-- :|

OR it could make you high
I use Kaiser Steroids. I'm gud.
by Kaiser Steroids Inc. March 5, 2021
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kaiser soze

a deeply traumatized male soul, consumed by helplessness, rage and an impulsive need for revenge and self destruction
after she left him he was so devastated that he started drinking and turned Kaiser Soze
by Aniretak October 26, 2007
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Kaiser soze

****Spioler**** Kaiser soze is Kevin Spacey aka Verbal Kent.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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Kaiser Soze

A person that visits you in your prison cell late at night.. mysterious, dark and frightening, gives you an anal intrusion and disappears before daybreak.
The new fish got a Kaiser Soze two nights ago.. he hung himself this morning..
by Sir_Cruz October 5, 2006
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AKKaiser Soze
AKKaiser Soze is so 1337 nUb's think he is a UbEr -4x0|2
by not [AK]Kaiser Soze April 29, 2004
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