Kook

(verb., pronunciation köök it) : To make a fool of one's self, particularly infront of others. See also: kooked it (past-tense), kook (noun)

I tried to break into the safe with the excavator, but I kooked it!

by TwoChickenNuggets October 15, 2009

Kook

A person who is socially challenged in the most common social gatherings. They often feel the need to put themselves out in the open and bring attention to themselves by: speaking about topics they know little or none about, trying their very hardest to fit in when they don't, using words such as "dude, totally, gnarly, and far out" all in one sentence, ride long-board skateboards and push with their FRONT foot (Whomper Style), or someone who looks up the definition of kook... probably because you were called one.

Kook - "Dude, did you see me catch that totally far out gnarly wave?"
Person - "Dude, you're such a fucking kook."

by suckafromanothamotha October 12, 2010

kook

an eccentric person

His uncle was downright kook. (example of kook)

by The Return of Light Joker August 9, 2010

kook

a shoobee, bennie, non-local.. not wanted by locals

kill that fucking kook!

by volcom234 June 11, 2006

Kook

"A wannabe surfer" A very annoying person that tends to get picked on behind his/her back by the real surfers.Contrary to popular belief,being a kook is not easy by those people who need to find a hobby/sport so they can be cool because of the fact that,unlike skateboarding, does not need to be proven.Bad news,brah,once summer comes and your geeky friends/REAL surfers want to see your 'moves' you're officially screwed =)LETS SEE YAH RIDE THAT 'GNARLY' WAVE NOW,BEE-ATCH! xD

Wow,look at that kook go! you know thats sunless tanner he used

by pyro_siris January 12, 2005

kook

when a person acts like they know what they're doing but in fact don't. they use words like gnarly and bro. a person who is scared out in he lineup and doesn't paddle for any waves. a person who wears a saggy wet suit and cant make it past the white wash.

Jose: "yo wheres chris?"
kyle: "probably stuck in the white wash or back at shore"
Jose "what a fucking kook!"

by jose123456 May 7, 2012

kook

Impolite Hawaiian word meaning unskilled beginner (including, but not limited to surfing).

Did you see that guy face-plant into that wave?

Ya, what a kook.

I've tried surfing for 6 months now but all I can do is ride the white wash.

You're a kook.

I can't paddle my board out of the way of other surfers.

You're a kook.

I go surfing at places that are beyond my ability and get in the way of other more experienced surfers.

You're a kook.

by dubadeba September 20, 2012