hamhobbles in a knobbywocket

The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.

a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.

b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.

c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!

by Alissa January 1, 2005

Knobby Tit

a dispropotionate tit. The kind with bumps all over (acne and such).
Something to call your friends

that bitch has a knobby tit

go get it yourself you knobby tit

by Noel Gamble July 16, 2004

kobby

A person who tends to wank to anything.

Oh man thats a kobby!

by wankerunitedfc December 7, 2015

Knobby CheeseDick

Someone who exposes their genitalia to other people in confined spaces like cleaning cupboards.

Where's the cleaner? In the cupboard with Knobby CheeseDick

by Dan Gleebles III April 26, 2010

Kobby

Good housemate but make sure to wash the dishes before he enters the kitchen. He's also obsessed with anime girls.

Hey, is Kobby watching 'rent a girlfriend' again?

by Milu13 November 22, 2021

knobby

a quality in a female that compares her to a doorknob because "everyone has a turn"

I heard that girl hooked up with 7 guys at some party. She's knobby for sure.

by whua October 29, 2009

Knobby

The state of being, or behaving like a knob, (or annoying person).

What a knobby thing to say!

Why does he have to be so knobby?

by Walkerface November 24, 2011