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you’re such a kismet!!”
kismet by kaderhav0288299 November 28, 2021
Usually used to give courage but it something that is never going to happen.
Kid:"o ma a do mjapesh naj 30 leksh per byrek"
Mom:"Me kismet"
kismet by todumbtolive April 25, 2022
Popular roleplayer on the Minecraft server known as 'Roleplay Hub', with the IGN such as 'D_ddyIssues'. Commonly known for their obsession with arsonistic characters, and milfs. Being in the server's infamous 'KISHI VS AKIHITO' war.

Their main characters include: "Yubi 'Misu' S. U." and "Mitsuki Haru"

Usually accompanied by luvochi.
Wow! Is that KISMET? Popular SchoolRPer!
KISMET by Sally Jades June 6, 2022

Kismet Dating 

A dating app based on Vedic astrology. It is part of Ayurveda, and it uses your date, time, and place of birth to create a map of the cosmos. Then, a sacred algorithm uses that map to create a Kismet score with another person.
You are matched with a partner on eight dimensions of compatibility. These eight dimensions of compatibility in kismet dating include, Intimacy, Ego, Health, Communication, Birth Star, Emotional, and Temperament
There are Eight dimensions of compatibility are used to determine a match score. kismet dating covers , intimacy, Ego, Health, Communication, birth Star, Emotional , and temperament
Kismet Dating by Kismet Guru September 20, 2019

kismet irony 

when your looking at the world and infer because of your point of view that something is meant to be, preordained, or destined when the reality is that all things are standalone events and not connected whats so ever, but still to percieve the connection between the events or what have you.
my name is frank stark and i feel a kismet irony when i see in the media all of the franks and starks it seems to be riddled with. i.e. francis underwood, tony stark, edward stark, the griffon from fantastic beasts name was frank, etc.
kismet irony by bentgenius June 27, 2017

kidd kismet 

His name is matt he likes making people laugh. Talks about depression in his music showing people YOUR not alone. He hates all his exes,but he loves his hoes.he is that one popular kid at school that loves to make people laugh.he has a good soul he even wrote NURSERY RHYME. GOOD SONG BTW. And vice city.
He also is a producer #mattyg

Me:hi matt
Matt: Good evening
Kidd kismet is a better rapper than doctor dre just ask Jose sitting right bye u
kidd kismet by Northglenn famous February 10, 2019