Kao

The name of the first born son in a Mien family.

They are USUALLY horriable boyfriends if you date one before he turns 18.



Some of the. come out a really good guys. I know one of them. =)

Lilly: dude im dating kao! im soo happy!!
Jessica: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS! SOO LUCKY LIKE OMG!!
*kao pops out of no where*
Kao: yeah,um, lilly... you like told someone that we were dating... its over. dont talk to me.. shit dont even look at me. i hate you. get over it.
Lilly: but kao....
Kao: fuck you bitch
Lilly: ...w...h...a...t... *crys*

by "Lilly" October 17, 2008

kaos

The evil enemy organization on the old TV series "Get Smart".

Maxwell Smart worked for CONTROL, while Siegfried worked for KAOS.

by Ben Rollo December 9, 2008

Kaos

The evil-doer from the Skylanders Franchise. Also is a playable character in Skylanders Imaginators.

"Why won't you stand still and let me destroy you? Didn't you hear what I said when it was pointless to resist? Huh? HUH?!" - Kaos in Skylanders Trap Team

by Zomboss007 August 17, 2020

KAoS

Acronym for "Kick Ass or Surrender".

Person A: Did you register for the KAoS Tournament yet?
Person B: No, I guess I should go get signed up.

by hawk222 April 16, 2010

kao

The act of over drinking during the day time and rolling over ones laptop with their face.

"Holly shit, did you see Sally yesterday."
"Why"
"She kaoed the shit out of laptop tryna visit facebook"

by xnofy April 24, 2010

Kaos

Kaos is a brand name of a certain bong

Some bitch down my street stole my carnival glass kaos bong i loved that thing

by So Burr Cold March 9, 2019

kao

1. face
2. a VERY bad insult, almost as bad as word CINNY

KAO! KAO! KAO! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs up, pauses, and then runs ahead and cackles evilly..MUAHUAHAHAHAHA*

by migosho! February 24, 2003