K-Fed

To "K-Fed" someone is to impregnate a famous & wealthy woman with you only intentions being to collect a ridiculous amount of child support each month, like K-Fed did to Britney.

I'm gonna k-fed Ellen DeGeneres so I can get super-paid!

by noGAS4life April 20, 2009

K-Fed

The 'gangsta' that thinks he's black and is married to a fat cow also known as Britney Spears. He also makes 'music'.

K-Fed is pumping his 'ho' fine.

by Yourmom (who ever she is..) November 11, 2006

K-Fed

The fucking man. Lyrical Genius. Plays bitches. These are a few of the many ways to describe K-Fed. Though many people view him of a white trash loser, they're just simply jealous of how amazingly awesome K-Fed truly is.

Hey did you hear about that guy who married Britney Spears, got her pregnant, and then took a ton of her money after the divorce?
Yeah, K-Fed is the fucking man.

by Jhall January 24, 2007

k-fed

Stupid nickname for Britney's gold digger of a husband who looks like a grown-up version of the banjo-playing little boy from Deliverance.

"K-fed" is a talentless idiot.

by pushit April 12, 2006

k-fed

1.Another word for wigger.

2.Britney Spears husband

See fag

Sarah: Oh...My...God, look at HIM. Look at what he is wearing? And he is white! What a K-Fed!
Jessica: Wow, look as his wannabe shoes. Yeah, hes definately a K-Fed
The K-Fed: Oh yeah!? POPOZAO!

by Kay Dawgg January 9, 2006

K Fed

A tool, a person who lacks in mental awarness.

Sean is such a K Fed.

by William Hungry August 23, 2006

k-fed

1. the art of leaving your woman for another woman who has a lot of money
2. an asshole

1. He just pulled a K-Fed on me
2. You are such a K-Fed

by Kina June 22, 2006