Juzzle

A puzzle that involves lots of jumping. Combining the words jump and puzzle

Adam: How do we get on the roof?

Bruce: We have to juzzle our way up there

by NegativeCookie February 21, 2015

Juzzin

One who who exhibits all the characteristics of white trash. Filthy life style, lack of hygiene, overcrowded family, at least five siblings, extreme ignorance, low intelligence, and dependence on welfare.

Anyone who has 3 yard cars is a Juzzin

by TotoDrake February 25, 2009

jizzoint

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed

Let's go smoke a jizzoint!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

jizzoon

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007

Juzzing

The act of jizzing uncontrollably (shooting sperm out of your peepee hole in an uncontrolled manner), especially to fill other people's mouths so they may not dehydrate, to water plants, or to garnish ribs.

Tony juzzed all over his ribs so he may enhance its taste.
Dude, I saved a girl's life by juzzing in her mouth.
Do not juzz in my direction, or else my dog will send so much juzz over your way.

by Pal69 March 22, 2010

Jizzorrhea

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.

That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.

by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013

jizzolicious

Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.

Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.

by Fugattir March 18, 2009