Justined

To knife someone in call of duty four.

While playin call of duty four...
Boy: Yo that kid so just stabbed me.
Girl: No he justined you.

by temper-Kiwi3 July 7, 2008

justified justin

When someone can't take a joke and simply has to justify why their right

"Ok look another Justified Justin, making his point to which know one cares about!'

by TinyTim2319 July 5, 2014

justified bowl

when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.

Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????

by bobbbbby January 11, 2008

JustinBieber

The male equiv for a c*nt.

Did y'all see what that guy just did? That was low.. What a JustinBieber...

by It just me September 5, 2014

Jestified

A word used in Southampton typically used to describe a night out in Jesters Nightclub.
Normally involves being covered in bodily fluids and alcohol.

“Oi mate look at that stain on your leg, you’ve been jestified”

by oggi17 December 12, 2017

Justinbiebersexual

They're someone who feels sexually attracted to Justin Bieber and Justin Bieber only✨

Someone: aren't you gay?
Them:um I'm JustinBiebersexual?

by ❤️✨No✨❤️ January 21, 2021

justinbiebersharryfoot

The most funniest person of all time @justinbiebersharryfoot is an amazing full time tiktoker there so funny that you will die from not breathing... you'll turn purple from laughing so much.

Follow @ justinbiebersharryfoot

by Mr.worldwidesbaldhead September 6, 2021